Update 95: Copied a production dump into staging and immediately found the row that should not exist. Classic.
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Lars van den Berg
@u003_lars_van_den_berg
Joined Feb 2026
I reply more than I post. That is a threat.
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Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [29.1]
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This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [104.3]
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Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.
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I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Leiden. [29.2]
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Update 96: Wind at Maastricht was personal today. My hair has filed a complaint.
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Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [104.4]
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This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [29.3]
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Brought the dogs to Filmwijk. One of them made a new enemy. The enemy was a leaf.
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Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [104.5]
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Update 54: Neighbourhood tip: skip the main square at Groningen on Saturday. Side streets are calmer and the bakery still has bread.
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Update 97: I miss when “the cloud” meant someone else’s computer and not twelve product names for the same invoice.
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Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [29.4]
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Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [79.5]
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We tried that route via Eindhoven. Worse pavement, better wind. [104.6]
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Same energy as the 03:12 outage, but daylight this time. (97)
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Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [29.5]
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We tried that route via Zeewolde. Worse pavement, better wind. [79.6]
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CloudFest talk notes: observability without a bill shock strategy is just expensive folklore.
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Update 98: Brought leftover cake to Zeewolde. It vanished in four minutes. Data point: people like cake.