Koen Verhoeven

Does anyone have a spare cargo bike in Muiden on Sunday? Moving plants, not pianos. Mostly.

Update 60: Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [40.8]

Update 103: Anyone else stuck behind a disrupted sprinter near Lelystad? Bring a book.

The Almere Haven version of this story is even weirder.

Read the DMA FAQ so you do not have to. Gatekeepers, gatekeeping, gated communities of PDFs.

Update 61: Brought the dogs to Filmwijk. One of them made a new enemy. The enemy was a leaf.

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [119.3]

This is the bit I keep forwarding to people who think DNS is “just a lookup”. (61)

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [119.4]

Sunset over Muiderberg made the whole commute feel like a documentary with a better soundtrack.

Update 62: CloudFest talk notes: observability without a bill shock strategy is just expensive folklore.

On it. I will check the probe from Weesp when I am home. [13.1]

If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.

Update 63: GDPR question I am tired of: no, a legitimate interest assessment is not a vibe.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Utrecht CS. [105.1]

Market at Filmwijk had the first decent peaches. I bought too many. I regret nothing.

Update 64: Espresso in Groningen tasted like someone finally cleaned the group head. Small civic miracle.

Office rumor mill says the staging TLS cert expires on a Friday. Of course it does.

Update 108: PHP 8.4 property hooks just saved me a DTO class I did not want to maintain. Quiet win.