Iris Bakker

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [79.3]

Update 96: Wind at Almere Centrum was personal today. My hair has filed a complaint.

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [104.4]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [29.3]

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [79.4]

Brought the dogs to Europoort. One of them made a new enemy. The enemy was a leaf.

Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [104.5]

Update 54: Neighbourhood tip: skip the main square at Dronten on Saturday. Side streets are calmer and the bakery still has bread.

Update 97: I miss when “the cloud” meant someone else’s computer and not twelve product names for the same invoice.

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [29.4]

Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [79.5]

We tried that route via Stedenwijk. Worse pavement, better wind. [104.6]

Same energy as the 03:12 outage, but daylight this time. (97)

Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [29.5]

We tried that route via Oostvaardersplassen. Worse pavement, better wind. [79.6]

CloudFest talk notes: observability without a bill shock strategy is just expensive folklore.

Update 55: I enabled DNSSEC on a side project and spent the evening staring at DS records. 10/10, would panic again.

Update 98: Brought leftover cake to Oostvaardersplassen. It vanished in four minutes. Data point: people like cake.

Screenshot the DS record before you touch anything else. [104.7]

Seconded. Also: hydrate. You sound like you have been in DNS for six hours. [65.1]