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This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [119.1]

Does anyone have a spare cargo bike in Oostvaardersplassen on Sunday? Moving plants, not pianos. Mostly.

Update 60: Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [40.8]

Update 103: Anyone else stuck behind a disrupted sprinter near Dronten? Bring a book.

Read the DMA FAQ so you do not have to. Gatekeepers, gatekeeping, gated communities of PDFs.

Update 61: Brought the dogs to Eindhoven. One of them made a new enemy. The enemy was a leaf.

This is the bit I keep forwarding to people who think DNS is “just a lookup”. (61)

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [119.4]

Sunset over Haarlem made the whole commute feel like a documentary with a better soundtrack.

Update 62: CloudFest talk notes: observability without a bill shock strategy is just expensive folklore.

Come to Zeewolde tomorrow, we can debug it on a bench. [119.5]

If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.

Officially: we are looking into it. Unofficially: yes. [119.6]

Update 63: GDPR question I am tired of: no, a legitimate interest assessment is not a vibe.

Update 106: The new bike path lighting toward Tussen de Vaarten is actually good. Whoever signed that off: thank you.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Pampus. [105.1]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Almere Centrum. [80.1]

Market at Eindhoven had the first decent peaches. I bought too many. I regret nothing.

Update 64: Espresso in Hilversum tasted like someone finally cleaned the group head. Small civic miracle.