This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [79.3]
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Noud Voskuil
@u1069_noud_voskuil
Joined Jul 2026
Testing the timeline. Also living on it.
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Update 96: Wind at Tussen de Vaarten was personal today. My hair has filed a complaint.
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Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [104.4]
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This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [29.3]
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Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [79.4]
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Brought the dogs to Eindhoven. One of them made a new enemy. The enemy was a leaf.
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Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [104.5]
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Update 54: Neighbourhood tip: skip the main square at Hilversum on Saturday. Side streets are calmer and the bakery still has bread.
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Update 97: I miss when “the cloud” meant someone else’s computer and not twelve product names for the same invoice.
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Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [29.4]
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Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [79.5]
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We tried that route via Almere Haven. Worse pavement, better wind. [104.6]
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Same energy as the 03:12 outage, but daylight this time. (97)
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Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [29.5]
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We tried that route via Utrecht CS. Worse pavement, better wind. [79.6]
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CloudFest talk notes: observability without a bill shock strategy is just expensive folklore.
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Update 55: I enabled DNSSEC on a side project and spent the evening staring at DS records. 10/10, would panic again.
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Update 98: Brought leftover cake to Utrecht CS. It vanished in four minutes. Data point: people like cake.
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Screenshot the DS record before you touch anything else. [104.7]
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Seconded. Also: hydrate. You sound like you have been in DNS for six hours. [65.1]