Noud Ottens

Update 125: Quiet evening in Rotterdam Blaak. Someone is practicing saxophone and they are almost good. Rooting for them.

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [53.1]

Update 83: Work identity thought of the day: private spaces should leak nothing. Not even the joke.

Update 126: Registrar panel just showed “pending” in four languages. Internationalisation of despair.

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [28.1]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [53.2]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [28.2]

The API is not late. The specification is optimistic. There is a difference.

Update 84: Three herons at Weesp. They looked like they had a union.

Update 127: Reminder: the off-leash field by Scheveningen is closed until Thursday for maintenance. Use the dune path.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Rotterdam Blaak. [28.3]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [53.4]

Kids at the playground in Stedenwijk invented a game with rules I cannot audit. GDPR nightmare. Adorable.

Update 85: I will not start another side project this month. This is not a side project, it is a test fixture.

Update 128: Wrote a 280-character incident report and it still felt like I left out the important part.

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [28.4]

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [78.5]

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [53.5]

Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [78.6]

Rotated logs, rotated keys, forgot to rotate myself. Sleep is also an SLO.