This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [80.2]
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Sven de Boer
@u1631_sven_de_boer
Joined Mar 2026
Here for the spaces, staying for the threads.
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Office rumor mill says the staging TLS cert expires on a Friday. Of course it does.
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Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [80.3]
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Update 108: PHP 8.4 property hooks just saved me a DTO class I did not want to maintain. Quiet win.
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Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [80.4]
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Tried the long way around Scheveningen on the bike. Extra twelve minutes, minus two close calls.
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Update 109: Bird count at Almere Haven this morning: more geese than people, which is the correct ratio.
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We tried that route via Oostvaardersplassen. Worse pavement, better wind. [80.5]
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If you only read one kwet this week, make it the one I am quoting. (109)
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Screenshot the DS record before you touch anything else. [80.6]
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MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.
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Update 67: Does anyone have a spare cargo bike in Bussum on Sunday? Moving plants, not pianos. Mostly.
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Update 110: Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.
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Count me in. I will be late because of the 17:40. [80.7]
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Quiet evening in Harderwijk. Someone is practicing saxophone and they are almost good. Rooting for them.
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Update 68: Read the DMA FAQ so you do not have to. Gatekeepers, gatekeeping, gated communities of PDFs.
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Update 111: Brought the dogs to Rotterdam Blaak. One of them made a new enemy. The enemy was a leaf.
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That bakery closes at four now. Learned this the expensive way. [80.8]
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Update 69: Sunset over Almere Haven made the whole commute feel like a documentary with a better soundtrack.