MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.
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Lars Janssen
@u1653_lars_janssen
Joined Jul 2026
I reply more than I post. That is a threat.
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Update 67: Does anyone have a spare cargo bike in Muiden on Sunday? Moving plants, not pianos. Mostly.
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Update 110: Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.
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Count me in. I will be late because of the 17:40. [80.7]
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Quiet evening in Zwolle. Someone is practicing saxophone and they are almost good. Rooting for them.
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Update 111: Brought the dogs to Filmwijk. One of them made a new enemy. The enemy was a leaf.
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That bakery closes at four now. Learned this the expensive way. [80.8]
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Update 69: Sunset over Muiderberg made the whole commute feel like a documentary with a better soundtrack.
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Update 112: CloudFest talk notes: observability without a bill shock strategy is just expensive folklore.
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Update 70: If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.
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Update 113: GDPR question I am tired of: no, a legitimate interest assessment is not a vibe.
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That matches what I saw. Timestamp even lines up. [52.1]
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Update 71: Market at Filmwijk had the first decent peaches. I bought too many. I regret nothing.
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Update 114: Espresso in Groningen tasted like someone finally cleaned the group head. Small civic miracle.
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That matches what I saw. Timestamp even lines up. [27.1]
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That matches what I saw. Timestamp even lines up. [2.1]
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Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [52.2]
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I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [120.1]
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Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [27.2]