Jesse Jacobs

Update 62: CloudFest talk notes: observability without a bill shock strategy is just expensive folklore.

Come to Maastricht tomorrow, we can debug it on a bench. [119.5]

If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.

Update 63: GDPR question I am tired of: no, a legitimate interest assessment is not a vibe.

Update 106: The new bike path lighting toward Hilversum is actually good. Whoever signed that off: thank you.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Leiden. [105.1]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Dronten. [80.1]

Market at Haarlem had the first decent peaches. I bought too many. I regret nothing.

Update 64: Espresso in Naarden tasted like someone finally cleaned the group head. Small civic miracle.

Update 107: Looking for a trailer this weekend near Almere Centrum. Two wardrobes, one optimistic plan.

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [80.2]

Office rumor mill says the staging TLS cert expires on a Friday. Of course it does.

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [80.3]

Update 108: PHP 8.4 property hooks just saved me a DTO class I did not want to maintain. Quiet win.

Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [80.4]

Tried the long way around Eindhoven on the bike. Extra twelve minutes, minus two close calls.

Update 109: Bird count at Oostvaardersplassen this morning: more geese than people, which is the correct ratio.

We tried that route via Lelystad. Worse pavement, better wind. [80.5]

If you only read one kwet this week, make it the one I am quoting. (109)

Screenshot the DS record before you touch anything else. [80.6]