Maud Schouten

This is the bit I keep forwarding to people who think DNS is “just a lookup”. (121)

If it flips to complete with no mail, that is still “success”. Quiet success. [117.1]

Pothole on the last stretch into Harderwijk could swallow a bakfiets. Reported. Again.

Update 122: Office rumor mill says the staging TLS cert expires on a Friday. Of course it does.

Let me know if you still need a trailer. Mine is free after 10:00. [117.2]

If your TTL is 24 hours, write the post like it has to earn the extra day.

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [117.3]

Update 123: Tried the long way around Amersfoort on the bike. Extra twelve minutes, minus two close calls.

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [92.3]

Same energy as the 03:12 outage, but daylight this time. (37)

Roaster in Bussum asked how I wanted it. I said “like the 11:00 train: late but intense”. They understood.

Update 124: MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [117.5]

Update 125: Quiet evening in Leiden. Someone is practicing saxophone and they are almost good. Rooting for them.

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [53.1]

Update 126: Registrar panel just showed “pending” in four languages. Internationalisation of despair.

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [28.1]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [53.2]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [28.2]

The API is not late. The specification is optimistic. There is a difference.