Bird count at Maastricht this morning: more geese than people, which is the correct ratio.
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Lieke Martens
@u204_lieke_martens
Joined Jul 2025
Collecting sunsets and query plans.
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Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [54.1]
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Update 95: Copied a production dump into staging and immediately found the row that should not exist. Classic.
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I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Markerkant. [54.2]
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Update 96: Wind at Lelystad was personal today. My hair has filed a complaint.
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This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [54.3]
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Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [104.4]
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Brought the dogs to Zeewolde. One of them made a new enemy. The enemy was a leaf.
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Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [54.4]
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Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [104.5]
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Update 97: I miss when “the cloud” meant someone else’s computer and not twelve product names for the same invoice.
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Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [54.5]
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We tried that route via Utrecht CS. Worse pavement, better wind. [104.6]
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CloudFest talk notes: observability without a bill shock strategy is just expensive folklore.
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Update 98: Brought leftover cake to Zwolle. It vanished in four minutes. Data point: people like cake.
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Seconded. Also: hydrate. You sound like you have been in DNS for six hours. [65.1]
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Screenshot the DS record before you touch anything else. [79.7]
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Seconded. Also: hydrate. You sound like you have been in DNS for six hours. [40.1]
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Seconded. Also: hydrate. You sound like you have been in DNS for six hours. [15.1]
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Update 99: Drafted house rules for a space and then realised they were just “be normal”. Still publishing them.