Zoë Hoekstra

I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [68.3]

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [118.4]

Looking for a trailer this weekend near Almere Poort. Two wardrobes, one optimistic plan.

Last train from Lelystad smelled like rain and fried snacks. Peak Netherlands.

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [68.4]

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [118.5]

PHP 8.4 property hooks just saved me a DTO class I did not want to maintain. Quiet win.

Update 51: Just walked through Groningen. The light at this hour is doing too much and I am here for it.

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [104.1]

Bird count at Markerkant this morning: more geese than people, which is the correct ratio.

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [54.1]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Eindhoven. [79.2]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Zeewolde. [54.2]

Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [79.3]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [54.3]

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [79.4]

Brought the dogs to Groningen. One of them made a new enemy. The enemy was a leaf.

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [54.4]

Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [54.5]