If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.
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Emma Jansen
@u402_emma_jansen
Joined Mar 2026
Bike first, train second, car never (almost).
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Update 106: The new bike path lighting toward Muiderberg is actually good. Whoever signed that off: thank you.
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I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Eindhoven. [105.1]
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Market at Groningen had the first decent peaches. I bought too many. I regret nothing.
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Update 107: Looking for a trailer this weekend near Almere Poort. Two wardrobes, one optimistic plan.
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This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [55.2]
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Office rumor mill says the staging TLS cert expires on a Friday. Of course it does.
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Update 108: PHP 8.4 property hooks just saved me a DTO class I did not want to maintain. Quiet win.
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Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [55.3]
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Tried the long way around Maastricht on the bike. Extra twelve minutes, minus two close calls.
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Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [55.4]
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Update 109: Bird count at Markerkant this morning: more geese than people, which is the correct ratio.
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We tried that route via Haarlem. Worse pavement, better wind. [55.5]
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If you only read one kwet this week, make it the one I am quoting. (109)
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Screenshot the DS record before you touch anything else. [80.6]
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MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.
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Update 110: Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.
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Screenshot the DS record before you touch anything else. [55.6]
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Count me in. I will be late because of the 17:40. [80.7]
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Count me in. I will be late because of the 17:40. [55.7]