Jesse Bergman

Office rumor mill says the staging TLS cert expires on a Friday. Of course it does.

Update 108: PHP 8.4 property hooks just saved me a DTO class I did not want to maintain. Quiet win.

Tried the long way around Bussum on the bike. Extra twelve minutes, minus two close calls.

Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [55.4]

Update 109: Bird count at Scheveningen this morning: more geese than people, which is the correct ratio.

We tried that route via Zeewolde. Worse pavement, better wind. [55.5]

If you only read one kwet this week, make it the one I am quoting. (109)

MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.

Update 110: Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.

Screenshot the DS record before you touch anything else. [55.6]

Count me in. I will be late because of the 17:40. [55.7]

Quiet evening in Almere Haven. Someone is practicing saxophone and they are almost good. Rooting for them.

Update 111: Brought the dogs to Harderwijk. One of them made a new enemy. The enemy was a leaf.

I did not expect to agree this hard before coffee. (25)

Update 112: CloudFest talk notes: observability without a bill shock strategy is just expensive folklore.

Update 113: GDPR question I am tired of: no, a legitimate interest assessment is not a vibe.

Wrote a 280-character incident report and it still felt like I left out the important part.

That matches what I saw. Timestamp even lines up. [52.1]

Update 114: Espresso in Stedenwijk tasted like someone finally cleaned the group head. Small civic miracle.

That matches what I saw. Timestamp even lines up. [27.1]