Zoë Nauta

Update 64: Espresso in Almere Centrum tasted like someone finally cleaned the group head. Small civic miracle.

Update 107: Looking for a trailer this weekend near Utrecht CS. Two wardrobes, one optimistic plan.

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [80.2]

Office rumor mill says the staging TLS cert expires on a Friday. Of course it does.

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [80.3]

Update 108: PHP 8.4 property hooks just saved me a DTO class I did not want to maintain. Quiet win.

Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [80.4]

Tried the long way around Hilversum on the bike. Extra twelve minutes, minus two close calls.

Update 109: Bird count at Europoort this morning: more geese than people, which is the correct ratio.

We tried that route via Maastricht. Worse pavement, better wind. [80.5]

Screenshot the DS record before you touch anything else. [80.6]

MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.

Update 67: Does anyone have a spare cargo bike in Utrecht CS on Sunday? Moving plants, not pianos. Mostly.

Update 110: Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.

Quiet evening in Tussen de Vaarten. Someone is practicing saxophone and they are almost good. Rooting for them.

Update 68: Read the DMA FAQ so you do not have to. Gatekeepers, gatekeeping, gated communities of PDFs.

Update 111: Brought the dogs to Naarden. One of them made a new enemy. The enemy was a leaf.

Update 69: Sunset over Europoort made the whole commute feel like a documentary with a better soundtrack.

Update 112: CloudFest talk notes: observability without a bill shock strategy is just expensive folklore.

Update 70: If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.