Niels Verhoeven

Does anyone have a spare cargo bike in Almere Centrum on Sunday? Moving plants, not pianos. Mostly.

Update 60: Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [40.8]

Update 103: Anyone else stuck behind a disrupted sprinter near Eindhoven? Bring a book.

Read the DMA FAQ so you do not have to. Gatekeepers, gatekeeping, gated communities of PDFs.

Update 61: Brought the dogs to Haarlem. One of them made a new enemy. The enemy was a leaf.

Update 61: Brought the dogs to Haarlem. One of them made a new enemy. The enemy was a leaf.

This is the bit I keep forwarding to people who think DNS is “just a lookup”. (61)

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [119.4]

Sunset over Oostvaardersplassen made the whole commute feel like a documentary with a better soundtrack.

Update 62: CloudFest talk notes: observability without a bill shock strategy is just expensive folklore.

Update 62: CloudFest talk notes: observability without a bill shock strategy is just expensive folklore.

Come to Maastricht tomorrow, we can debug it on a bench. [119.5]

If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.

Officially: we are looking into it. Unofficially: yes. [119.6]

Update 63: GDPR question I am tired of: no, a legitimate interest assessment is not a vibe.

Update 63: GDPR question I am tired of: no, a legitimate interest assessment is not a vibe.

Update 106: The new bike path lighting toward Hilversum is actually good. Whoever signed that off: thank you.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Leiden. [105.1]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Dronten. [80.1]