Lotte Bakker

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Rotterdam Blaak. [79.2]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [104.3]

Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Muiden. [29.2]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [79.3]

Update 96: Wind at Eindhoven was personal today. My hair has filed a complaint.

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [104.4]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [29.3]

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [79.4]

Brought the dogs to Tussen de Vaarten. One of them made a new enemy. The enemy was a leaf.

Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [104.5]

Update 54: Neighbourhood tip: skip the main square at Haarlem on Saturday. Side streets are calmer and the bakery still has bread.

Update 97: I miss when “the cloud” meant someone else’s computer and not twelve product names for the same invoice.

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [29.4]

Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [79.5]

We tried that route via Leiden. Worse pavement, better wind. [104.6]

Same energy as the 03:12 outage, but daylight this time. (97)

Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [29.5]

We tried that route via Dronten. Worse pavement, better wind. [79.6]

CloudFest talk notes: observability without a bill shock strategy is just expensive folklore.