Jade Maas

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [53.2]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [28.2]

The API is not late. The specification is optimistic. There is a difference.

Update 127: Reminder: the off-leash field by Tussen de Vaarten is closed until Thursday for maintenance. Use the dune path.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Harderwijk. [53.3]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Hilversum. [28.3]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [53.4]

Kids at the playground in Eindhoven invented a game with rules I cannot audit. GDPR nightmare. Adorable.

Update 85: I will not start another side project this month. This is not a side project, it is a test fixture.

Update 128: Wrote a 280-character incident report and it still felt like I left out the important part.

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [28.4]

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [53.5]

Rotated logs, rotated keys, forgot to rotate myself. Sleep is also an SLO.

Update 86: Pothole on the last stretch into Almere Centrum could swallow a bakfiets. Reported. Again.

Update 129: Anyone going to the neighbourhood dinner in Utrecht CS? I can bring soup and a folding table.

Not sure this belongs in a public space, but the technical bit is fair. [39.1]

Honest question: is the bus lane in Dronten a bus lane or a suggestion? Asking for a bicycle.

Update 87: If your TTL is 24 hours, write the post like it has to earn the extra day.

Seconded. Also: hydrate. You sound like you have been in DNS for six hours. [39.2]

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [107.1]