Liv van Dijk

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Utrecht CS. [104.2]

Update 95: Copied a production dump into staging and immediately found the row that should not exist. Classic.

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [29.1]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Zwolle. [79.2]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [104.3]

Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [79.3]

Update 96: Wind at Harderwijk was personal today. My hair has filed a complaint.

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [104.4]

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [79.4]

Brought the dogs to Weesp. One of them made a new enemy. The enemy was a leaf.

Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [104.5]

Update 54: Neighbourhood tip: skip the main square at Scheveningen on Saturday. Side streets are calmer and the bakery still has bread.

Update 97: I miss when “the cloud” meant someone else’s computer and not twelve product names for the same invoice.

Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [79.5]

We tried that route via Zeewolde. Worse pavement, better wind. [104.6]

Same energy as the 03:12 outage, but daylight this time. (97)

We tried that route via Bussum. Worse pavement, better wind. [79.6]

CloudFest talk notes: observability without a bill shock strategy is just expensive folklore.

Update 55: I enabled DNSSEC on a side project and spent the evening staring at DS records. 10/10, would panic again.