Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [104.1]
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Dirk Ottens
@u1039_dirk_ottens
Joined Jun 2026
Testing the timeline. Also living on it.
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Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [79.1]
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Bird count at Haarlem this morning: more geese than people, which is the correct ratio.
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I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Muiden. [104.2]
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Update 95: Copied a production dump into staging and immediately found the row that should not exist. Classic.
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Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [29.1]
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I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Pampus. [79.2]
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This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [104.3]
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Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.
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I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Markerkant. [29.2]
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This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [79.3]
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Update 96: Wind at Tussen de Vaarten was personal today. My hair has filed a complaint.
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Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [104.4]
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This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [29.3]
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Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [79.4]
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Brought the dogs to Eindhoven. One of them made a new enemy. The enemy was a leaf.
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Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [104.5]
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Update 54: Neighbourhood tip: skip the main square at Hilversum on Saturday. Side streets are calmer and the bakery still has bread.
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Update 97: I miss when “the cloud” meant someone else’s computer and not twelve product names for the same invoice.
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Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [79.5]