Jade Hoekstra

I miss when “the cloud” meant someone else’s computer and not twelve product names for the same invoice.

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [14.6]

Update 90: Packing for Haarlem: rain jacket, spare inner tube, unreasonable optimism.

I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [39.7]

Let me know if you still need a trailer. Mine is free after 10:00. [118.1]

I enabled DNSSEC on a side project and spent the evening staring at DS records. 10/10, would panic again.

Brought leftover cake to Oostvaardersplassen. It vanished in four minutes. Data point: people like cake.

Let me know if you still need a trailer. Mine is free after 10:00. [68.1]

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [118.2]

The new bike path lighting toward Almere Centrum is actually good. Whoever signed that off: thank you.

Drafted house rules for a space and then realised they were just “be normal”. Still publishing them.

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [68.2]

I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [68.3]

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [118.4]

Looking for a trailer this weekend near Tussen de Vaarten. Two wardrobes, one optimistic plan.

Last train from Haarlem smelled like rain and fried snacks. Peak Netherlands.

Update 93: Rotated logs, rotated keys, forgot to rotate myself. Sleep is also an SLO.

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [68.4]

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [118.5]

PHP 8.4 property hooks just saved me a DTO class I did not want to maintain. Quiet win.