Gijs Ottens

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [92.3]

Same energy as the 03:12 outage, but daylight this time. (37)

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [67.3]

I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [117.4]

Roaster in Amersfoort asked how I wanted it. I said “like the 11:00 train: late but intense”. They understood.

I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [92.4]

Update 81: Stopped using a CDN in front of a static site. Latency went up, bills and mystery headers went down.

Update 124: MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.

Update 82: Found a bench in Pampus that is not next to a speaker. I am not telling you which one.

Update 125: Quiet evening in Almere Haven. Someone is practicing saxophone and they are almost good. Rooting for them.

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [78.1]

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [53.1]

Update 83: Work identity thought of the day: private spaces should leak nothing. Not even the joke.

Update 126: Registrar panel just showed “pending” in four languages. Internationalisation of despair.

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [28.1]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [78.2]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [53.2]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [28.2]

The API is not late. The specification is optimistic. There is a difference.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Dronten. [78.3]