Wrote a 280-character incident report and it still felt like I left out the important part.
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Emma Willems
@u1352_emma_willems
Joined Apr 2026
Bike first, train second, car never (almost).
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That matches what I saw. Timestamp even lines up. [52.1]
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Update 71: Market at Stedenwijk had the first decent peaches. I bought too many. I regret nothing.
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Update 114: Espresso in Rotterdam Blaak tasted like someone finally cleaned the group head. Small civic miracle.
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Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [52.2]
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Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [27.2]
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Anyone going to the neighbourhood dinner in Pampus? I can bring soup and a folding table.
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Update 72: Office rumor mill says the staging TLS cert expires on a Friday. Of course it does.
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Update 115: The construction on the way to Amersfoort has entered its third personality. Today it is a labyrinth.
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Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [52.3]
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Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [27.3]
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I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Tussen de Vaarten. [52.4]
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The 07:12 to Bussum was on time. I do not know how to process this emotionally.
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Update 73: Tried the long way around Weesp on the bike. Extra twelve minutes, minus two close calls.
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Update 116: Self-hosting update: the backup ran. The restore drill did not. Guess what I am doing tonight.
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The Tussen de Vaarten version of this story is even weirder. (73)
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Stopped using a CDN in front of a static site. Latency went up, bills and mystery headers went down.
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Update 74: MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.
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On it. I will check the probe from Oostvaardersplassen when I am home. [13.1]