Jade Veldhuis

Update 61: Brought the dogs to Markerkant. One of them made a new enemy. The enemy was a leaf.

This is the bit I keep forwarding to people who think DNS is “just a lookup”. (61)

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [119.4]

Sunset over Almere Poort made the whole commute feel like a documentary with a better soundtrack.

Update 62: CloudFest talk notes: observability without a bill shock strategy is just expensive folklore.

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [94.4]

Come to Rotterdam Blaak tomorrow, we can debug it on a bench. [119.5]

Come to Europoort tomorrow, we can debug it on a bench. [94.5]

If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.

Officially: we are looking into it. Unofficially: yes. [119.6]

Update 106: The new bike path lighting toward Muiden is actually good. Whoever signed that off: thank you.

Officially: we are looking into it. Unofficially: yes. [94.6]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Haarlem. [105.1]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Maastricht. [80.1]

Update 64: Espresso in Zwolle tasted like someone finally cleaned the group head. Small civic miracle.

Update 107: Looking for a trailer this weekend near Zeewolde. Two wardrobes, one optimistic plan.

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [80.2]

Office rumor mill says the staging TLS cert expires on a Friday. Of course it does.

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [80.3]

Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [80.4]