Jade Veldhuis

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [54.1]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [4.1]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Maastricht. [54.2]

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [122.1]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Harderwijk. [29.2]

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [97.1]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Hilversum. [4.2]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [54.3]

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [72.1]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [29.3]

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [47.1]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [4.3]

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [54.4]

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [22.1]

Come to Markerkant tomorrow, we can debug it on a bench. [72.2]

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [29.4]

Come to Rotterdam Blaak tomorrow, we can debug it on a bench. [47.2]

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [4.4]

Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [54.5]

Seconded. Also: hydrate. You sound like you have been in DNS for six hours. [115.1]