Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [79.1]
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Emma Hoekstra
@u1602_emma_hoekstra
Joined Mar 2026
Bike first, train second, car never (almost).
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Bird count at Markerkant this morning: more geese than people, which is the correct ratio.
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I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Amersfoort. [104.2]
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Update 95: Copied a production dump into staging and immediately found the row that should not exist. Classic.
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Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [29.1]
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I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Eindhoven. [79.2]
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This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [104.3]
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Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.
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I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Bussum. [29.2]
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This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [79.3]
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Update 96: Wind at Muiderberg was personal today. My hair has filed a complaint.
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Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [104.4]
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Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [79.4]
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Brought the dogs to Groningen. One of them made a new enemy. The enemy was a leaf.
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Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [104.5]
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Update 54: Neighbourhood tip: skip the main square at Muiden on Saturday. Side streets are calmer and the bakery still has bread.
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Update 97: I miss when “the cloud” meant someone else’s computer and not twelve product names for the same invoice.
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Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [79.5]
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We tried that route via Hilversum. Worse pavement, better wind. [104.6]
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Same energy as the 03:12 outage, but daylight this time. (97)