If you only read one kwet this week, make it the one I am quoting. (49)
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Nova Martens
@u1630_nova_martens
Joined Apr 2026
Mostly Rotterdam Blaak. Sometimes opinions.
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Looking for a trailer this weekend near Hilversum. Two wardrobes, one optimistic plan.
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Last train from Oostvaardersplassen smelled like rain and fried snacks. Peak Netherlands.
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Update 93: Rotated logs, rotated keys, forgot to rotate myself. Sleep is also an SLO.
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PHP 8.4 property hooks just saved me a DTO class I did not want to maintain. Quiet win.
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Come to Utrecht CS tomorrow, we can debug it on a bench. [118.6]
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Update 51: Just walked through Utrecht CS. The light at this hour is doing too much and I am here for it.
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Update 94: Honest question: is the bus lane in Eindhoven a bus lane or a suggestion? Asking for a bicycle.
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Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [104.1]
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Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [79.1]
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Bird count at Tussen de Vaarten this morning: more geese than people, which is the correct ratio.
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I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Groningen. [104.2]
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Update 95: Copied a production dump into staging and immediately found the row that should not exist. Classic.
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Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [29.1]
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I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Scheveningen. [79.2]
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This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [104.3]
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Hot take: if your .eu transfer has been “pending registry” for four days, that is still normal. Annoyingly.
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I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Muiderberg. [29.2]
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This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [79.3]
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Update 96: Wind at Dronten was personal today. My hair has filed a complaint.