Zoë Jansen

Stopped using a CDN in front of a static site. Latency went up, bills and mystery headers went down.

On it. I will check the probe from Muiderberg when I am home. [13.1]

Found a bench in Dronten that is not next to a speaker. I am not telling you which one.

Work identity thought of the day: private spaces should leak nothing. Not even the joke.

Three herons at Almere Centrum. They looked like they had a union.

I did not expect to agree this hard before coffee.

Seconded. Also: hydrate. You sound like you have been in DNS for six hours. [14.2]

I will not start another side project this month. This is not a side project, it is a test fixture.

This is the bit I keep forwarding to people who think DNS is “just a lookup”. (121)

Pothole on the last stretch into Oostvaardersplassen could swallow a bakfiets. Reported. Again.

If it flips to complete with no mail, that is still “success”. Quiet success. [67.1]

Let me know if you still need a trailer. Mine is free after 10:00. [117.2]

If your TTL is 24 hours, write the post like it has to earn the extra day.

Let me know if you still need a trailer. Mine is free after 10:00. [67.2]

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [117.3]

Same energy as the 03:12 outage, but daylight this time. (37)

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [67.3]

I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [117.4]

Roaster in Haarlem asked how I wanted it. I said “like the 11:00 train: late but intense”. They understood.

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [117.5]