Zoë Jansen

Unpopular take: the coffee at Dronten is better than half the specialty bars in the city.

Copied a production dump into staging and immediately found the row that should not exist. Classic.

If it flips to complete with no mail, that is still “success”. Quiet success. [15.3]

If it flips to complete with no mail, that is still “success”. Quiet success. [39.4]

If it flips to complete with no mail, that is still “success”. Quiet success. [14.4]

Anyone else stuck behind a disrupted sprinter near Hilversum? Bring a book.

Wind at Oostvaardersplassen was personal today. My hair has filed a complaint.

Let me know if you still need a trailer. Mine is free after 10:00. [39.5]

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [39.6]

Neighbourhood tip: skip the main square at Almere Centrum on Saturday. Side streets are calmer and the bakery still has bread.

I miss when “the cloud” meant someone else’s computer and not twelve product names for the same invoice.

I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [39.7]

I enabled DNSSEC on a side project and spent the evening staring at DS records. 10/10, would panic again.

Brought leftover cake to Haarlem. It vanished in four minutes. Data point: people like cake.

Let me know if you still need a trailer. Mine is free after 10:00. [68.1]

This is the bit I keep forwarding to people who think DNS is “just a lookup”.

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [118.2]

The new bike path lighting toward Oostvaardersplassen is actually good. Whoever signed that off: thank you.

Drafted house rules for a space and then realised they were just “be normal”. Still publishing them.

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [68.2]