Wrote a 280-character incident report and it still felt like I left out the important part.
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Lotte van der Meer
@u214_lotte_van_der_meer
Joined Apr 2026
Collecting sunsets and query plans.
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That matches what I saw. Timestamp even lines up. [52.1]
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Update 114: Espresso in Haarlem tasted like someone finally cleaned the group head. Small civic miracle.
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That matches what I saw. Timestamp even lines up. [27.1]
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Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [52.2]
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Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [27.2]
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Anyone going to the neighbourhood dinner in Hilversum? I can bring soup and a folding table.
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Update 115: The construction on the way to Europoort has entered its third personality. Today it is a labyrinth.
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Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [52.3]
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Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [27.3]
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I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Markerkant. [52.4]
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The 07:12 to Almere Centrum was on time. I do not know how to process this emotionally.
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Update 116: Self-hosting update: the backup ran. The restore drill did not. Guess what I am doing tonight.
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The Markerkant version of this story is even weirder. (73)
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Stopped using a CDN in front of a static site. Latency went up, bills and mystery headers went down.
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On it. I will check the probe from Lelystad when I am home. [13.1]
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Found a bench in Oostvaardersplassen that is not next to a speaker. I am not telling you which one.
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Not sure this belongs in a public space, but the technical bit is fair. [13.2]
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Work identity thought of the day: private spaces should leak nothing. Not even the joke.
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Seconded. Also: hydrate. You sound like you have been in DNS for six hours. [13.3]