Tim Verhoeven

Wrote a 280-character incident report and it still felt like I left out the important part.

That matches what I saw. Timestamp even lines up. [52.1]

That matches what I saw. Timestamp even lines up. [27.1]

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [52.2]

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [27.2]

Anyone going to the neighbourhood dinner in Almere Centrum? I can bring soup and a folding table.

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [52.3]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [27.3]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Lelystad. [52.4]

The 07:12 to Tussen de Vaarten was on time. I do not know how to process this emotionally.

The Lelystad version of this story is even weirder. (73)

Stopped using a CDN in front of a static site. Latency went up, bills and mystery headers went down.

On it. I will check the probe from Groningen when I am home. [13.1]

Found a bench in Utrecht CS that is not next to a speaker. I am not telling you which one.

Not sure this belongs in a public space, but the technical bit is fair. [13.2]

Work identity thought of the day: private spaces should leak nothing. Not even the joke.

Seconded. Also: hydrate. You sound like you have been in DNS for six hours. [13.3]

I had the opposite experience in Almere Poort. Maybe it is a platform thing. [13.4]

Three herons at Europoort. They looked like they had a union.

If it flips to complete with no mail, that is still “success”. Quiet success. [13.5]