Owen Bergman

We tried that route via Markerkant. Worse pavement, better wind. [55.5]

If you only read one kwet this week, make it the one I am quoting. (109)

MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.

Update 67: Does anyone have a spare cargo bike in Harderwijk on Sunday? Moving plants, not pianos. Mostly.

Screenshot the DS record before you touch anything else. [55.6]

Count me in. I will be late because of the 17:40. [55.7]

Quiet evening in Scheveningen. Someone is practicing saxophone and they are almost good. Rooting for them.

Update 68: Read the DMA FAQ so you do not have to. Gatekeepers, gatekeeping, gated communities of PDFs.

I did not expect to agree this hard before coffee. (25)

Update 69: Sunset over Bussum made the whole commute feel like a documentary with a better soundtrack.

Update 70: If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.

Wrote a 280-character incident report and it still felt like I left out the important part.

That matches what I saw. Timestamp even lines up. [52.1]

Update 71: Market at Almere Haven had the first decent peaches. I bought too many. I regret nothing.

That matches what I saw. Timestamp even lines up. [27.1]

That matches what I saw. Timestamp even lines up. [2.1]

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [52.2]

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [27.2]

Anyone going to the neighbourhood dinner in Bussum? I can bring soup and a folding table.

Update 72: Office rumor mill says the staging TLS cert expires on a Friday. Of course it does.