Bram Kramer

The herons union would like to add: more fish, fewer drones. [15.7]

Does anyone have a spare cargo bike in Eindhoven on Sunday? Moving plants, not pianos. Mostly.

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [40.8]

Update 103: Anyone else stuck behind a disrupted sprinter near Oostvaardersplassen? Bring a book.

Read the DMA FAQ so you do not have to. Gatekeepers, gatekeeping, gated communities of PDFs.

This is the bit I keep forwarding to people who think DNS is “just a lookup”. (61)

Sunset over Dronten made the whole commute feel like a documentary with a better soundtrack.

PHP will PHP. The workaround is ugly and it works. [94.4]

Come to Rotterdam Blaak tomorrow, we can debug it on a bench. [94.5]

If you still roll a 1024-bit KSK in 2026 I need you to sit down for a minute.

Update 106: The new bike path lighting toward Europoort is actually good. Whoever signed that off: thank you.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Filmwijk. [130.1]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Weesp. [105.1]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [130.2]

Market at Almere Centrum had the first decent peaches. I bought too many. I regret nothing.

Update 107: Looking for a trailer this weekend near Eindhoven. Two wardrobes, one optimistic plan.

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [55.2]

Office rumor mill says the staging TLS cert expires on a Friday. Of course it does.

Update 108: PHP 8.4 property hooks just saved me a DTO class I did not want to maintain. Quiet win.

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [55.3]