Jade Kuiper

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [53.4]

Kids at the playground in Bussum invented a game with rules I cannot audit. GDPR nightmare. Adorable.

Update 85: I will not start another side project this month. This is not a side project, it is a test fixture.

Update 128: Wrote a 280-character incident report and it still felt like I left out the important part.

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [28.4]

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [78.5]

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [53.5]

I did not expect to agree this hard before coffee. (85)

Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [78.6]

Rotated logs, rotated keys, forgot to rotate myself. Sleep is also an SLO.

Update 86: Pothole on the last stretch into Rotterdam Blaak could swallow a bakfiets. Reported. Again.

Update 129: Anyone going to the neighbourhood dinner in Leiden? I can bring soup and a folding table.

Not sure this belongs in a public space, but the technical bit is fair. [39.1]

Not sure this belongs in a public space, but the technical bit is fair. [14.1]

Honest question: is the bus lane in Almere Haven a bus lane or a suggestion? Asking for a bicycle.

Update 87: If your TTL is 24 hours, write the post like it has to earn the extra day.

Seconded. Also: hydrate. You sound like you have been in DNS for six hours. [39.2]

This is the bit I keep forwarding to people who think DNS is “just a lookup”. (1)

Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [107.1]

Seconded. Also: hydrate. You sound like you have been in DNS for six hours. [14.2]