Jade Mulder

I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [92.4]

Update 81: Stopped using a CDN in front of a static site. Latency went up, bills and mystery headers went down.

Update 124: MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.

Update 82: Found a bench in Eindhoven that is not next to a speaker. I am not telling you which one.

Update 125: Quiet evening in Hilversum. Someone is practicing saxophone and they are almost good. Rooting for them.

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [78.1]

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [53.1]

Update 83: Work identity thought of the day: private spaces should leak nothing. Not even the joke.

Update 126: Registrar panel just showed “pending” in four languages. Internationalisation of despair.

Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [28.1]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [78.2]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [53.2]

Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [28.2]

The API is not late. The specification is optimistic. There is a difference.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Maastricht. [78.3]

Update 84: Three herons at Dronten. They looked like they had a union.

Update 127: Reminder: the off-leash field by Tussen de Vaarten is closed until Thursday for maintenance. Use the dune path.

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Harderwijk. [53.3]

I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Hilversum. [28.3]

This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [78.4]