Puck Maas

I will not start another side project this month. This is not a side project, it is a test fixture.

Update 121: Market at Almere Poort had the first decent peaches. I bought too many. I regret nothing.

This is the bit I keep forwarding to people who think DNS is “just a lookup”. (121)

If it flips to complete with no mail, that is still “success”. Quiet success. [117.1]

Pothole on the last stretch into Zwolle could swallow a bakfiets. Reported. Again.

If it flips to complete with no mail, that is still “success”. Quiet success. [92.1]

Update 122: Office rumor mill says the staging TLS cert expires on a Friday. Of course it does.

If it flips to complete with no mail, that is still “success”. Quiet success. [67.1]

Let me know if you still need a trailer. Mine is free after 10:00. [92.2]

If your TTL is 24 hours, write the post like it has to earn the extra day.

Update 80: The 07:12 to Muiderberg was on time. I do not know how to process this emotionally.

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [117.3]

Update 123: Tried the long way around Markerkant on the bike. Extra twelve minutes, minus two close calls.

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [92.3]

Same energy as the 03:12 outage, but daylight this time. (37)

This should be in the house rules. People keep rediscovering it. [67.3]

Roaster in Muiden asked how I wanted it. I said “like the 11:00 train: late but intense”. They understood.

I am quoting this later. Too clean a summary to lose. [92.4]

Update 81: Stopped using a CDN in front of a static site. Latency went up, bills and mystery headers went down.

Update 124: MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.