Update 128: Wrote a 280-character incident report and it still felt like I left out the important part.
MI
EM
Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [128.2]
OM
Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [128.1]
RO
Screenshot the DS record before you touch anything else. [128.8]
JU
We tried that route via Haarlem. Worse pavement, better wind. [128.7]
ZO
Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [128.6]
TI
Ha. I said the same thing last week and got three contradictory answers. [128.5]
FL
This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [128.4]
FI