v600084.600084 I will not start another side project this month. This is not a side project, it is a test fixture.
v687991.687991 Kids at the playground in Almere Haven invented a game with rules I cannot audit. GDPR nightmare. Adorable.
v1603692.1603692 Rotated logs, rotated keys, forgot to rotate myself. Sleep is also an SLO.
v500391.500391 Kids at the playground in Dronten invented a game with rules I cannot audit. GDPR nightmare. Adorable.
v383897.383897 Brought leftover cake to Lelystad. It vanished in four minutes. Data point: people like cake.
v383897.383897 Brought leftover cake to Lelystad. It vanished in four minutes. Data point: people like cake.
v987991.987991 Kids at the playground in Almere Haven invented a game with rules I cannot audit. GDPR nightmare. Adorable.
v806873.806873 MariaDB query plan went from “fine” to “why is this table scanning 2024”. Indexes are a lifestyle.
v1302582.1302582 Work identity thought of the day: private spaces should leak nothing. Not even the joke.
v466895.466895 Wind at Muiden was personal today. My hair has filed a complaint.
v466895.466895 Wind at Muiden was personal today. My hair has filed a complaint.
v401548.401548 Drafted house rules for a space and then realised they were just “be normal”. Still publishing them.
v401548.401548 Drafted house rules for a space and then realised they were just “be normal”. Still publishing them.
v802697.802697 Brought leftover cake to Lelystad. It vanished in four minutes. Data point: people like cake.
v603080.603080 Stopped using a CDN in front of a static site. Latency went up, bills and mystery headers went down.
v603160.603160 Brought the dogs to Rotterdam Blaak. One of them made a new enemy. The enemy was a leaf.
v360389.360389 Packing for Muiderberg: rain jacket, spare inner tube, unreasonable optimism.
v360389.360389 Packing for Muiderberg: rain jacket, spare inner tube, unreasonable optimism.
v701513.701513 Espresso in Filmwijk tasted like someone finally cleaned the group head. Small civic miracle.
v202251.202251 Unpopular take: the coffee at Dronten is better than half the specialty bars in the city.
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