Update 128: Wrote a 280-character incident report and it still felt like I left out the important part.
NI
SE
Screenshot the DS record before you touch anything else. [128.8]
EL
We tried that route via Europoort. Worse pavement, better wind. [128.7]
KA
Yes. Ask for the auth code status, not a human SLA. [128.6]
PU
ST
This is the actual failure mode. Pending with no expiry. [128.4]
NO
I can bring a folding table if we are still on for Groningen. [128.3]
OW
Do you have a ticket number? The public status page is lagging again. [128.2]
MI
Disagree mildly: the bottleneck is the registry queue, not the registrar UI. [128.1]